Why are these guys taking forever? I really wanted a beer. I guess if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. I might as well drag Jessie with me. Shit! There's no beer in the fridge; what the fuck are we going to do now? Jessie grinned and suggested I taste his dick on tap. Looks like I made it just in time for happy hour. Sit down and relax with some Dick on Tap in this week's episode, "Football - 2nd Quarter" featuring Jessie Lee and CodaFilthy.